Facebook or Hatebook?

Are you bored of seeing all those old school friends you never really liked trying to add you as a friend on Facebook? Do you secretly want to punch those pals who want to turn you into a zombie or think it's funny to poke you several times a day?

Sounds like you need to visit Hatebook - the anti-social utility that connects you with the people you hate!

It looks similar to Facebook, but at this devilishy-red website, you can 'upload blackmail material or publish lies, get the latest gossip from your enemies and friends, post photos and videos on your hate profile, get hate points from disturbing people who live, study, or work around you and take over the world'.

Muhahahahahaha.